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I'm a whiney, self-important little miss know-it-all. And that's if you're lucky. My best friend says I'm the most cynical person she's ever met, but I'm doubtful of that (geddit?) I'm definitely not an optimist, I'm a bit of a worrier. Sometimes when I say 'worrier' people think I say 'warrier' because of my weird accent, and I don't correct them because perhaps both apply equally. I'm a realist/agnostic/sarcastic/tomboy/cheerleader. I often feel like the weight of the world is on my shoulders and I'm likely to take it out on you. Then I realise I'm just being silly and I go back to being crazy but generally happy Jess. I could spend hours trawling wikipedia, and I will spend even longer telling you about my finds. I'm really good at annoying people. One of my favorites is flicking the light switch on and off in quick succession. Some people are better at ignoring me than others. I can get ridiculously restless and anxious sometimes for no apparent reason. I like secretly taking pictures of random people, the type of people that frequent Wimpy's in West Norwood (you know the type). I try to be laid back about things but if things don't go my way I'm likely to throw a tantrum. If there is a fight in the street I will gawk but then feel a little ill inside afterwards. I'm pretty childish, stupid things make me laugh. I have an interesting laugh, and apparently it is distinguishable in a crowd, and according to one person it can be very offputting. I like going to the cinema, I'm really anal about getting there on time, I hate to miss the trailers. I hate opening my peanut M&Ms before the movie starts too. People don't generally take to me when they first meet me, and sometimes that gets me down. It annoys me when I find out someone dislikes me, even if I dislike them. I'm trying hard in life not to give a damn. I love to dress up, invite me somewhere - the more extreme the better. I find it difficult to let go of things, emotionally and physically. I'm a hoarder. I can get pretty restless and anxious, seemingly over nothing at all. I can feel it coming, and I'm aware I need to ride the wave till it's over. I fantasize about meeting people I want to meet, and imagine the conversations we'd have. You can find me cycling around London on my beautiful cherry red 'City Cruiser', listening to music, trying not to get run over. My favourite place to cycle is over Waterloo Bridge, and the sunset, is indeed fine. Nietzche says that if you had your life to live over you'd do it all again the same way. I worry that my life is full of cycles and I continue to behave the same way without learning from my mistakes. I'm a good drinker, I'm not an angry drunk. I just end up dancing like a pornstar apparently. Oh yeah, and I fall over a lot. But I love me, I'm great, you'll love me too. In the words of the infamous Cheeky girls: 'Touch my Bum, this is life'.

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